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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Clever Facebook Status 
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<p>Enjoy and have fun with your buddies on facebook by sharing the clever facebook status having 
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<p>double meanings. Enjoy the hilarious commenting on clever quotes. Keep sharing clever status 
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<p>on your wall and make everyone laugh. Here we keep adding fb clever status quotes. 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b&#8216;coz on the inside it&#8216;s often a different story.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You see a person&#8216;s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Please don&#8216;t talk to me, I get attached too easily.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>LOVE is when I can&#8216;t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my 
last name.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you &#8230;&#8230;.. Priceless :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Money can&#8216;t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The only math I can remember is that &#8230;. You + Me = Forever
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. &#8212;- BOY: Mine ;)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can&#8216;t laugh at yourself, call me &#8230; I&#8216;ll
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Cheating is easy &#8230;. try something more challenging &#8230; like being faithful.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People wanna see you doing well but not better than them :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When I close my eyes, I see you &#8230;. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My Girl = My Life &#8230;. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>We should love, not fall in love. B&#8216;coz everything that falls, gets broken.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I am SINGLE because I haven&#8216;t found someone who deserves ME.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you expect the world to be fair with you b&#8216;coz you are fair with them. It&#8216;s like expecting a lion 
not to eat you b&#8216;coz you don&#8216;t eat lion.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no 
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<p>results.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I feel like a Indiana Jones, b&#8216;coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Facebook: where stalking people is OK.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn&#8216;t want to study :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My first name and your last name would sound great together.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Can you see yourself the way others see you?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>&#8213;Be Brave&#8214; Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I don&#8216;t trust anyone. Even the Devil was once an Angel.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My attitude is based on how you treat me!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i&#8216;ll be here for anyone :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If they can&#8216;t do their part, they don&#8216;t deserve your heart.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Hi &#8211; Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>LIFE &#8211; LOVE = ZERO
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I&#8216;ll tell you more.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough 
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<p>to admire it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I am not scared of dying, I just don&#8216;t want to!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Try and fail, but don&#8216;t fail to try.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People need to lose the attitudes today b&#8216;coz I am NOT in the mood.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Its not illegal unless you get caught.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>BUT is just a word you use when you&#8216;re afraid to try.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When your ex says you&#8216;ll never find anyone like me reply that&#8216;s the point.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what&#8216;s on the inside.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you really want to do something, you&#8216;ll find a way. If you Don&#8216;t, you&#8216;ll find an excuse.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>It&#8216;s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>What if life come with a &#9668;&#9668; REW &#9658; PLAY &#9612;&#9612;PAUSE &#9608;&#9612;STOP
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You know sweety, my lips won&#8216;t just kiss themselves. Please help.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>It&#8216;s not cheating unless you get caught.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I was blinded by your beauty so I&#8216;m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;ve noticed you noticing me and I&#8216;m just giving you notice that I&#8216;ve noticed you!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things 
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<p>women remember.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I&#8216;ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was 
there from the start.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The whole world is great! That is&#8230;until you wake up.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When your enemies are making mistakes, don&#8216;t interrupt them.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Everybody is beautiful to somebody.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Warning, it&#8216;s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Don&#8216;t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My life is open book but i don&#8216;t allow everyone to read it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I don&#8216;t like to think myself as &#8215;Special&#8216; I like to think myself as limited edition.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You can&#8216;t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it&#8216;s no longer a mistake, 
it&#8216;s a choice.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I won&#8216;t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I am so clever that sometimes I don&#8216;t understand a single word of what i am saying.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My mind tells me to give up, my heart won&#8216;t let me.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You can&#8216;t handle my undivided attention.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>like this if you like to like things
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You don&#8216;t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without 
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<p>any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes even I&#8216;M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see 
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<p>who would be brave enough to climb it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now&#8230;
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn&#8216;t that much fun. being yourself 
and being abnormal is Awesome, don&#8216;t change who you really are..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I 
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<p>enjoy every second of it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don&#8216;t understand..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and 
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<p>somewhat scary information??
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize 
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<p>for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally&#8230;.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but 
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<p>then you realize it&#8216;s just a bunch of crap you don&#8216;t need.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Either you control your attitude or it controls you..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the 
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<p>CAPTAIN.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.  
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Crazy Facebook Status 
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<p>Go crazy with crazy facebook status and upload these to make your friends laugh. Crazy quotes 
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